December 18, 2018

Which Accounting Firm Has an Office Experiencing Cooling and Plumbing Issues Today?

This sounds unfortunate. From the always fun tip box:
[Well-known CPA firm] is working hard to maintain top-10 firm status.  One unfortunate office on the East coast is enjoying a Monday with no air and toilets that won't flush.  Apparently the whole building smells like sewage, which is a slight improvement over the usual busy-season BO.
We're unable to confirm the firm and location at this time but if your office has turned into a Carnival poop cruise, do let us know.

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Subtlety Not a Strong Suit for Some Deloitte Aussies

DTa.jpgRumor out of Deloitte down-under, where, supposedly, some associates got canned because of organizing drug deals on Big D’s premises. Details are pretty scarce but this got us thinking:
More, after the jump


1. They were probably tax associates. They’re an unassuming bunch.
2. Is the pay so bad in Australia that Big D associates are resorting to illegal means of earning supplemental income? Wouldn’t turning tricks be easier?
3. How in God’s holy name did these f’n amateurs get busted? We’re they walking around soliciting potential customers like they were at a Phish concert?
We reached out to a Deloitte spokesperson who said they won’t comment on rumors. If you hear of other extracurricular activities going on at any of the firms, shoot us the scoop at [email protected]

Rumor of the Day: All Big 4 Firms Freezing and/or Cutting Pay?

We’ve heard some rumors that all the firms are giving serious consideration to freezing pay this year and possibly pay cuts in the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic regions. This would follow the Radio Station rumors that we mentioned last week.
Top performers and promotees, determined by God knows how, may be getting bumps but we haven’t heard anything definite. If you’ve got some deets or just more rumors, shoot us an email to [email protected].