What If Your Job Title Were Brutally Honest?

This bunch of brutally honest job titles courtesy of Someecards is a tad old but considering we're all suffering from the end of the year slump — except those of us too busy doing inventory counts in dimly lit rooms to waste time avoiding work around the holidays — we figured now would be a good time to share them.

Let's see if any of these sound about right:

What if your job title were brutally honest? I mean, really, what does "Associate" even mean? Hell, even "Senior" doesn't adequately describe what Seniors actually do. Their job might best be described a certain double-ended sex toy (getting it on both ends, you know) but this is a family website so we won't go there.

Do tell what title you should really have. I'm sure clients would appreciate the transparency and honesty.

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