Yesterday we threw up some accountant student eye candy courtesy of Cosmo’s Bachelor Blowout.
Thanks to Above The Law Managing Editor, David Lat, we’ve discovered even more gratuitous accountant chestiness for those interested.
This time the young man’s name is Tripp Davis and he’s representing Mississippi. Tripp has a few real-world years under his belt so this may be his last chance at superficial fame and fortune.
Some select details on the man who was a Tripp long before a time when we knew who the Palins were (God, we miss those days):
His buddies call him: “B-Tag, because I’m big, tall, and goofy!” [switch a couple letters around and you’ve got yourself something else interesting]
Relationship style: “I won’t date a girl unless I can see myself marrying her down the road. Then I jump into it.” [That’s a Southern Man for you.]
Melt-his-heart words: “I think ‘I love you’ is the best compliment a guy can hear.” [We’ll give him the benefit of doubt here.]
Sex on the first date: “Skanky” [Obvious lie.]
Girls going commando: “Sexy” [Is there another answer to this question?]
Do you manscape? “Yes.” [See our previous comment.]
Okay, so Tripp is a tall Southern gentleman and we’ve got the young Missouri college student. Since we can’t get ahold of Carl’s transcripts or Tripp’s performance reviews, we’ll have to go purely on looks. Judge away.
Mississippi Bachelor 2010 [Cosmopolitan]
