Teen Mom-cum-Porn Star Farrah Abraham Is Going to Concentrate on Internal Auditing Because of Course She Is

After getting on a MTV show more or less because she had sex with a dude with a bad overbite and then getting paid $1.5 million for having sex on camera, it only makes sense that Farrah Abraham would pursue an academic path that involved auditing of assets.  
In an e-mail interview, Abraham, 22, said an online program [at Pace's Lubin School of Business] makes it easier to juggle her work and parenting responsibilities, while avoiding any problems that might crop up “with students and teachers who could not handle themselves around me. I find it better to do online so I can focus without distractions.”
 
Abraham said she plans to concentrate in accounting and internal auditing at Pace. “I have career plans for my first restaurant to open by the beginning of next year, as I complete my bachelors. I would hope to have a couple of restaurants open by that point, and do other business projects.”
Considering Farrah already has one DUI under her belt, she might just fit right in. However, the fact that she's shopping for a $3 million mansion in Justin Beiber's neighborhood given her limited employability and finite sex tape profits makes us question if she's all that good at math.
 
We're not sure if Farrah plans to parlay her accounting classes into a backup career should this restaurant she's been promising to open up since she still had 7 of her 15 minutes of fame remaining never come to fruition but we do know, having seen a clip of her porn tape, that she might be better off pursuing a career as a Federal Reserve penetration tester.
 

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