August 10, 2020

we made these up

you almost did the thing

Welcome to the First-Ever (and Maybe Last-Ever) Going Concern Awards

Since this website is aimed at the coveted 18-34 age demographic (don’t worry if you’re not in it, I got booted from that box a few years ago myself, pass the back pain pills please), y’all should be more than familiar with getting trophies for doing absolutely nothing if the 60-year-olds who gave them to […]