October 16, 2018

Eli Manning

Eli Manning Is Determined To Destroy Everything He Touches, Like a Washington State Car Dealership For $420,000

Look, I’m not much of a businessman. As a kid, my lemonade stand was shut down for egregious environmental violations. In high school, I was removed as Treasurer of the senior class after I got bilked out of our prom fund by the deposed Prince of Nigeria.  And as an adult, my great American novel […]