July 20, 2018

Impact Day

Deloitte Employees Get to Play Outside Today

It's that time of year where Green Dots put on blue t-shirts and run around the urban wasteland picking up trash along freeways, handing out muffin stumps to the homeless, and using gas cans to build homes for those less fortunate. Yes, it's Deloitte IMPACT Day and some less handy and/or peasant-averse employees will be […]

Everyone at Deloitte Worked for Free Today

As you may or may not be aware, it’s Deloitte’s 11th Annual Impact Day today:

“Deloitte is providing hundreds of nonprofit leaders from across the country with valuable counsel to help them deal with common business challenges, at no cost.”

That’s right friends, no one is – gasp – billing time! It’s a 100% green dot free-for-all across this great land.


However, we did speak to one source at the firm who told us that they haven’t participated in Impact Day in 3 years, “everyone leaves me alone so I can get something done,” so despite the message at Deloitte HQ that “no one is available to take your call,” and what you’re reading on Twitter, we know some people are working.

Obviously that’s lame but the real question is how many Green Dots called in sick and are currently getting blitzed watching the World Cup? And keeping an eye on their fantasy teams? AND maniacally laughing while watching Barry Salzberg live Tweet the whole day?