July 15, 2018

come on touch it for a buck

Alleged “Touch It For a Buck” Creeper CPA Got His License Revoked For Felony Creepiness

Do you guys remember the sordid tale of one Christopher M. Green, formerly employed by Crowe Horwath in Columbus, OH? No? Allow me to refresh your memory (I can totally understand why you may have blocked it out): Green is accused of exposing and touching himself in front of a 17-year-old girl Monday morning. According […]

Alleged CPA Creep in Columbus Is Out on Bail, Still Really (Allegedly) Creepy

The local news was calling him a "possible South Side exposer" (man, couldn't they have come up with anything better than that?) but police eventually tracked down the man a teenager claimed approached her repeatedly offering her up to FIVE whole dollars to touch his naughty parts. Oh and it looks like the man they […]