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Programming Note: Please Excuse Our Brevity

Hey kids,

AG here (duh). Caleb is overseas this week selling your information to MLM scheme operators (or something) and unfortunately may not have the most reliable Internet connection. As I was only made aware of this today and do have a day job that doesn't involve annoying the crap out of you all, I was unable to hold down the fort today, hence a very light posting schedule as I'm sure you've already figured out. Of course, most of you should be flying face first into busy season at this point anyway so hopefully you weren't too distraught with actually having to work in our absence.

We'll do our best to keep the nonsense flowing for the remainder of the week and you can expect to see a bit more of me than you're used to (I apologize in advance) in the event Caleb cannot connect to that crazy across-the-pond Internet (maybe he needs an adapter or something). I have full faith that Caleb will do whatever it takes to bring you the trademark bitterness you're used to once his suspicious suitcase full of lotion and tube socks clears customs.

If you have any ideas, tips, complaints or compliments, get in touch as usual and we'll do what we can.

Love you and all that crap,

Adrienne