Not Everyone Using the Ernst & Young Men’s Room Is a Stand Up Guy

A top secret "restroom correspondent" at an unnamed EY! location informs us that the following was prominently featured on the lunchroom wall for all of "22 minutes on Friday till the OMP popped by":


EY! Bathroom Etiquette For Feral Males

What is it, exactly, with EY! and bathrooms? Apparently some people need to be reminded to flush after use ("quality in everything we do" except using the toilet, obviously), are missing keys in the Long Island office, and require long rambling emails with basic bathroom rules laid out so any idiot with piss on their hands can understand how to use the restroom without offending one's colleagues.

Perhaps instead of spending all that money on rebranding, EY should have considered mandatory bathroom training.

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