The Monthly Close: Another Accountant Who Didn’t Get Laid

The books on January are closed and it's time to review the best stories from last month with your favorite Utah chuckleheads. 

If you need a refresher on the stories from January'smonthly close, here you go:

Jilted Girlfriend Has Totally Had It With Cheap Accountant Boyfriend and His Stupid Spreadsheet

Stop Using These Played Out Words in Your LinkedIn Profile Immediately

Guy Who Isn't Dead Tries to Pay Taxes

AICPA Courting Beliebers Now

KPMG Concerned Employees Can't Resist Banging One Another

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