January 27, 2020

Life at EY Just Got Exceptionally Less Boring In One Conference Room

Oh man, sounds like fun, where do I sign up?

Oh man, are those even real windows or is this like the Umbrella Corp secret underground lab with simulated outside reality?

Protip: if your propaganda account exists solely to pump out PR about how great your firm is, maybe you should reconsider wooing candidates with the draw of vacant, soul-sucking conference rooms.

Feeling bad for whoever has to sit through that meeting — especially the poor guy at the head of the table who won't even be able to stare blankly at the world outside like a caged zoo animal — I decided to add a little fun. So, to answer your question EYstaff, this was on my agenda today:

YOU'RE WELCOME.

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