Let’s Speculate About What KPMG’s Summer Blast Is

Because we asked around and no one has a clue.

KPMGsSummerBlast


But we’ll take a stab at it:

A) More communication blasts from JVeih and Co.

B) Flying all Klynveldians to watch Phil Mickelson continue his Grand Slam tour (and in the process, win back his love).

C) Pool parties at your local OMP’s pad.

D) Doing some hallucinogenics and running through a sunflower field:

E) You tell us.

Because we asked around and no one has a clue.

KPMGsSummerBlast


But we’ll take a stab at it:

A) More communication blasts from JVeih and Co.

B) Flying all Klynveldians to watch Phil Mickelson continue his Grand Slam tour (and in the process, win back his love).

C) Pool parties at your local OMP’s pad.

D) Doing some hallucinogenics and running through a sunflower field:

E) You tell us.

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