January 18, 2019

Let’s Help Deloitte Global CEO Punit Renjen With His First Tweet

Because it's our job to pay attention to these things, we heard that Deloitte Global CEO and sayer of the ridiculous Punit Renjen had joined Twitter. And it's true, he's on there alright. Trouble is, as of 4:45ish ET this afternoon, he hasn't tweeted anything.

Your inaugural ‎ tweet can be nerve-wracking, but it doesn't have to be like your first acid trip or anything. Most likely it won't be anything too insightful or important (e.g. I was hungry, BoMo was going to Davos, Oprah was yelling).

Punit and his team are probably just overthinking it so I'm sure they'd appreciate your ideas.

But really, as long as they don't go with anything about Deloitte being more exclusive than Harvard, I think it'll be fine.

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