September 20, 2019

Grant Thornton Warns Alumni the Sky is Falling

We wish we could tell you why Grant Thornton sent out this email to their alumni list today, unfortunately we don't have any clue. Not even crazy speculation barely rooted in reality.

Even our tipster, who presumably receives odd emails from Grant Thornton regularly as a member of the esteemed Grant Thornton alumni email list, was confused:

What the what?

Interesting that GT is now in the astronomy business.

What's next for GT, launching a senior associate into space? We can only hope. But uh, thanks for the notice, GT. We'll grab Turkey Lurkey and go alert the king!

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