Remeber Tyco? Dennis Kozlowski. Mark Swartz. Roman orgy parties. It sounded like a hoot. Too bad the law got in the way. Koz and Swartz may be locked up but that doesn't mean the good times at Tyco had to end! An accounting manager at Tyco Electronics claims that he was 'coercively' fired for taking issue with "Tyco's exorbitant bashes for its CEO Thomas Lynch and other top executives 'were almost identical to parties for which Tyco's former CEO [Dennis Kozlowski] was criminally charged and convicted.' " What kind of party expenses you ask? Run-of-the-mill stuff like 'mermaid greeters' and 'costumed pirates/wenches.' It doesn't hurt to have a little eye candy at a company bash, amiright? And maybe Jeffrey Weist was okay with the scantily clad roaming hotties and really just took exception with the $2,350 for the tattoo artist (tatts included!) and limbo and fire dancers, $2,500 for chair covers and sashes and the $1,000 hotel rooms. Whatever lavish (read: kick-ass) expense it was that turned out to be the straw that broke the stuffy accountant's back, Jeff Wiest not letting this happen:
The complaint adds: "This requested payment seemed particularly inappropriate from a morale aspect, coming in the midst of continued downsizing pressure, and seemed contradictory in that this one party equated to approximately seven positions for one year in the accounts payable function managed by Wiest," according to the complaint. Wiest says that despite his objections, "it was decided to go ahead with the event, to treat the proportionate share of the party as income, and to 'gross-up' the bonuses to the employees involved. In other words, the company would pay each highly paid employee an additional amount of cash beyond the value of the trip in order to cover his/her tax liability." This approach brought "the total cost of the event to approximately a half million dollars," according to the complaint. He claims that each high-ranking Tyco employee was awarded up to $7,500 per person, or $15,000 per couple, as additional "income," for attending the party. All of the 30 employees who attended were receiving salaries of more than $102,000, Wiest says. He adds that 23 of them took their wives.
And they got paid to go! What is going on at Tyco? Other than it's the best place to work EVER. Back to Wiest. For taking high road, Weist alleges that Tyco turned the screws back on him:
In response to his repeated questioning of these extravaganzas, Wiest says, Tyco began an "investigation" of him. This led to bogus accusations that he had made sexually oriented comments, Wiest says. "Examples given included a comment to an employee going on a honeymoon cruise to not stay on the ship the whole time; a comment about his wife's hormone issues during her pregnancy being difficult for him, and a comment regarding the uses of improved flexibility from working out. It is noteworthy that the hormone comment would have been several years old, as Wiest's child was born in 2006," the complaint states. He claims Tyco also raised questions about a decade-old brief relationship he had had with a California-based Tyco employee, and baseball tickets that Wiest had been given by a superior.
Jesus. If they would have just invited him to the party, we probably wouldn't have to go through all this. Same Old Tricks at Tyco, Accountant Says [Courthouse News Service]