Fall Asleep at a Board Meeting and You Might End Up in an SEC Filing

SEC filings don't often get better than this. In this case, we have a hopeful bank coup in progress:

Dear Fellow Shareholder,

 

Below is a picture taken at last year’s annual shareholder meeting of our Bank’s Chairman.  None of the other board members bothered to wake him up.

 

Photo taken at annual meeting on May 23, 2013 at 2:54 pm.

 

If you, like me, believe it’s time to bring a fresh influence to our Bank’s board of directors, please vote the GREEN proxy card for Mark Saladin.

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Joseph Stillwell

Busted! I mean, these annual shareholder meetings are boring but come on, man.

(h/t Roddy Boyd)

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