November 13, 2018

EY Now Hazing New Hires With the Awful EY Anthem

Our tip box has been abuzz with the EY Anthem (yes, it's a thing) over the last few days. Shaking our heads in disbelief, we tried to ignore it but the tips just kept coming in.

Well, now we know where the viral anthem-sharing first started. Patient Zero is a newbie in Advisory who shot out the following email:

Subject: Orientation – Week 3

For our listening pleasure… Welcome to EY!

Quarantine the newbies!

Too late, and now we have to share the EY Anthem with you because… well, let's just say some things cannot be unheard. If we had to hear it, you do too.

Enjoy! And by "enjoy" we mean "we're sorry."

 

 

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