January 17, 2019

This Embarrassing Deloitte Mockumentary is Surprisingly Accurate

How is it possible this video from Deloitte Belgium has been out in the wild for nearly 3 years and we are only just now seeing it? This thing has "needs to be made fun of by Going Concern" written all over it.

Let's venture into the corporate jungle and meet Homo Deloittus. No really, that's how they describe it. You can see where this is going.

There are so many things wrong with this, it would take us a week and 325 comments just to identify and properly mock them all.

At 0:51, a sexy pair of legs come into frame [cue wolf whistle]. As the camera pans up, we witness hot blonde chick with strolling through the office, taunting her dorky male coworker with her workplace inappropriate sexiness. Then the announcer set up the scene, smoothly purring "In the mating season as well, the Homo Deloittus uses a very special language. Even if the approach to females of the species meets with varying levels of success."

TL;DR: SHUT DOWN

This is obviously an HR violation, although they may do things differently in Europe

I don't know about you all but this made me feel terribly uncomfortable.

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