January 17, 2019

Deloitte Not Taking Any Chances That Someone Might Burn Their Disneyland to the Ground

Deloitte, proud owner of Texas's #1 all-you-can eat buffet, Deloitte University, knows that they need to take care their valuable facility. Therefore, it behooves the firm to show proper support for the local fire department:

Deloitte University donated $10,000 to the Westlake Fire Department in March, adding to multiple gifts to local government services.
 
The Fire Department used the money to purchase testing equipment for breathing apparatus, allowing for onsite testing of the masks that firefighters wear, according to a Town of Westlake news release.
The risk of an attendee getting drunk and starting a grease fire at 3 am is far too great.
 

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