Deloitte Campus Recruits to Imagine Olympians Naked While Listening to Their Stories of Inspiration

Yes, Deloitte is counting on college students being impressed with stories of determination, hope, competition, blah blah blah while gawking at the Olympic quality bods of Abby Wambach, Cullen Jones, Mariel Zagunis, Jonathan Horton, and April Holmes.

And as long at they don't have any of them say something as awkward as Apolo Ohno's quote in that old press release, this recruiting strategy should work wonders. 

[Deloitte]

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