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Sometimes You Have to Grin and Bear Life at Deloitte

10:52 PM and going strong!! #CRAFT #DeloitteU pic.twitter.com/wstaRdsDNX — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) August 12, 2015 Interestingly, there are no signs of life…at Deloitte today. Earlier: Sometimes Life at Deloitte Involves Not Having a Life

Confirmed: An Audit Firm Will Resign From an Engagement If You Threaten Its Employees

Deloitte audited the Glasgow-based Rangers football club up until recently when the firm wrote a letter to shareholders detailing some disturbing news: 

Oh Look, Another Big 4 Audit Firm Settled with the SEC Over Independence Violations

The SEC has fined Deloitte over $1 million for violating auditor independence rules. The consulting side of the house had a thing going with a trustee, Andrew Boynton, of three funds the firm audited. Deloitte did self-report the violation in 2012, although at that point, the firm had been violation for five years. Sounds like […]

Punit Renjen Wants Deloitte to be the ‘Auditor’s Auditor’ Whatever That Means

In an interview, soon-to-be Deloitte Global CEO Punit Renjen said, "Our goal is not to be the biggest," which, obviously dude, you've got that in the bag so why state a goal that you've already achieved. Rather, he said he wants the firm "to be the undisputed leader in professional services," (aka THE BEST) and […]

Former Deloitte CEO Will Squeeze in Pfizer Board Meetings in Addition to All That Public Service

Former Deloitte CEO Joe Echevarria will join Pfizer's board of directors effective immediately, according to a company press release. That's a decent gig! The release also mentions that Joe E is on the board of Bank of New York Mellon. He landed that back in February and serves on the audit committee. Presumably, he'll serve […]

Bonus Watch: Deloitte Employees Ineligble for Bonuses

Everyone's a winner! At least that's the sense we get reading this message from Deloitte Advisory Chief Talent Officer Monica O'Reilly that a tipster dropped us earlier today: Your contributions helped make FY15 an exceptional year as we deepened our client relationships, distinguished our brand in the market, and positioned ourselves to be clearly differentiated. […]

Life at Deloitte Includes Slow Days

Maybe we're asking too much for @LaD to be Cathy Engelbert's interior excuse Rolodex, but today's offerings are a little uninspired.  Starting off with a morning pick-me-up: Coffee is the best way to start the day! Love the unlimited supply at #DeloitteU What's your morning ritual? (GS) pic.twitter.com/05a7Nm9q0U — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) June 23, […]

Grant Thornton Poaches Someone From Deloitte and Issues a Press Release, Part I

Grant Thornton has put everyone on notice that they’ve snagged Deloitte National Managing Partner for U.S. Government Affairs & Public Policy Jim Brady. He will become GT’s Central Region Managing Partner effective August 1. Brady has had quite a career at Deloitte, serving in many similarly dynamic roles. Among them: National Audit Leader for Growth […]

Deloitte Employees Have an Excused Absence

Today, Deloitte extends its tradition of issuing a press release stating that their employees are volunteering without having to make up a story to get out of work. Your indulgence is appreciated. [Deloitte]

Let’s Welcome the Deloitte Summer Interns

It's New Year's Day in the Deloitte universe and new stars are being born: Alright folks, with all the interns we have starting this week across the country, what advice would you give them? — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) June 1, 2015 My only advice is that when you're waiting for a new story to […]

The Accounting Profession’s Lack of Diversity Is a Rodney Dangerfield Problem

If you’re like me, your eyes glaze over when firms start talking about “diversity initiatives.” Most of the time, they’re bullshit buzzword-filled discussions involving a white board and a “shout out your answers!” brainstorming session led by a white guy in a skinny tie who wouldn’t know diversity if it punched him in the windpipe. […]

Sometimes Life at Deloitte Will Go Over Your Head

I'm excited to take over this twitter account. I'll try not to make too many JavaScript jokes. No promises, though. #frontenddeveloper4Life — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) May 11, 2015

Deloitte Gonna Keep Trying Its Best

After a jury ruled in Deloitte’s favor in a lawsuit that could’ve cost them $850 million, the firm said it was “gratified” by the verdict and “committed to conducting audits of the highest quality.” Which is a relief in case you thought the world’s largest professional services firm had been winging it this whole time.  [WSJ]

At Least One Person Is Not Impressed with Deloitte’s New Performance Evaluations

As you know all too well, the performance evaluation process of most accounting firms is none too pleasant. Some might call it "frustrating," "awful," "hell," or "consistently the most humiliating aspect of my job," among other things.  Since Deloitte isn't intentionally trying to crush employees' feelings and professional ambitions, the firm recently announced that it was transforming […]

What’s Barry Salzberg Doing While We’re Not Looking?

Leaving the toilet seat up? Eating the last slice of pizza? Not cleaning up after his dog? Taking candy from a baby? Manspreading on the subway? Watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Chewing with his mouth open? Tipping 10%? Using Punit Renjen's HBO GO login to watch Game of Thrones? Rooting for the Red Sox?  […]

Deloitte Not Taking Any Chances That Someone Might Burn Their Disneyland to the Ground

Deloitte, proud owner of Texas's #1 all-you-can eat buffet, Deloitte University, knows that they need to take care their valuable facility. Therefore, it behooves the firm to show proper support for the local fire department: Deloitte University donated $10,000 to the Westlake Fire Department in March, adding to multiple gifts to local government services.   The […]

Deloitte University Is a Cruise Ship Without Swimsuits

This morning I linked to this Bloomberg piece on Deloitte University, aka DU, aka Deloitte Disneyland, aka Deloitte Delta Chi. If you read it, you can't help the FOMO. You will want to go there. One of the reviews on Yelp states, "I'd live there if I could." And of course you would. Deloitte University […]

Former Deloitte Employee Running in Florida’s Senate Race

Patrick Murphy represents Florida's 18th congressional district in the House of Representatives. Before defeating certified lunatic Allen West by 0.8% in the most expensive House race in history, he worked for his father's construction business and prior to that, he spent a year at Deloitte. A couple of days ago, Murph (I feel like that's […]

Deloitte’s New CEO Made Up Stories to Leave Work — Just Like Us!

One of the many services we provide around here is to read boring interviews with the leaders of the accounting profession. No need to thank us, it's part of the job. The majority of these Q&As are filled with platitudes and anecdotes that do little more than extend a narrative of how great the firm […]

Deloitte Is Trying to Reinvent Performance Evaluation

Performance evaluations have been awful for a long time. Forced ranking, the method that many large accounting firms employ, has successfully sucked numerous souls from the bodies of many talented accountants. People grumble, yet it goes on. And on. And on.  But now Deloitte, bless their hearts, has decided to take the issue of terrible […]

Oh Boy, Deloitte’s New Audit Chief Promises ‘Innovation’

Joe Ucuzoglu (Uch-uh-zog-loo?) will replace Cathy Engelbert as CEO of Deloitte & Touche, the firm's audit practice. An unremarkable announcement in and of itself, however, Joe U. does say something that is somewhat remarkable:  “Building upon Deloitte's legacy of exceptional service to the capital markets, we will lead the audit profession into the future. The use […]

Life at Deloitte Involves Avoiding Hangryness

I don't know about you all, but it's nothing short of a miracle if I eat lunch between 12 pm and 1 pm. What's worse is that once 1 pm comes and goes, time accelerates to ludicrous speed and all of a sudden it's 4 o'clock and I haven't had a single bite of sustenance […]

Deloitte US Will Definitely Not Practice Law, You Guys

Soon-to-be official Deloitte U.S. CEO Cathy Engelbert is sure making the rounds on the interview circuit these days. This is a good thing, as it allows everyone to get to know her before she begins her term next month. In an interview with Forbes contributor David Parnell, Chatty Cathy makes it clear Deloitte U.S. will […]

Punit Renjen Is Deloitte’s Next Global CEO

Punit Renjen will be Deloitte's next global CEO, according to a statement released by the firm yesterday. He'll take the big chair on June 1, 2015, which is New Year's Day in the Deloitte Universe.  He replaces Dr. Phil doppelganger Barry Salzberg who is retiring to become full-time faculty member at Columbia Business School. The […]

There’s Only One Good Reason to Work at Deloitte

If you are trying to pick between a choice of Big 4 offers, perhaps you're wondering what makes Deloitte any different from other Big 4 firms. Unfortunately, this infographic from Deloitte isn't going to be much help. Let's see Deloitte's Top 10 reasons to work for them and not, say, a nearly identical professional services […]

Deloitte’s Next CEO Is a Woman, Let’s All Give Them a Cookie

As we learned this morning, Deloitte is going all in on diversity and inclusion with the appointment of Cathy Engelbert as incoming CEO, effective March 11. This is, as we know, the first female CEO of a Big 4 firm in U.S. Not only is Cathy (obviously) not a white guy, she's not even really […]

Deloitte Committed to Disrupting Status Quo, Says Deloitte Status Quo

If we were playing the business buzzword drinking game with the following Facebook post, we'd be wasted before the end of this sentence. Grab your shot glass and let's take a look. Post by Deloitte. It's incredibly refreshing to see the Deloitte status quo ready to battle against the status quo for the sake of […]

The Best Part About This Guide to Getting Hired by Deloitte Consulting Is The Guy Who Says Don’t

So, Bloomberg Businessweek has this nice fancy guide to getting hired by Deloitte Consulting. I'd share it here but it's proprietary and obviously the person who put it together spent a lot of time and effort centering the tables and choosing a sassy neon green highlight. We will share just a small piece of it […]

Deloitte Consulting CEO Says There Are Too Many Consultants

I'm just going to leave this here.  

If No One Else Will Hire You, Maybe You Should Call Deloitte

This is from Jim Moffatt, Chairman and CEO of Deloitte Consulting, as written in The Hill: "That’s why, in January 2014, my organization, Deloitte, joined more than 300 companies – including 20 members of the Fortune 50 – in signing the White House’s Best Practices for Recruiting and Hiring the Long-Term Unemployed. We did this […]

Sony Hack Also Leaked Deloitte Salaries, Reveals Gender Gap

We haven’t reported on the Sony hack yet because it has absolutely nothing to do with public accounting. Until today.

Deloitte Wasn’t About to Let PwC Announce a Partnership With Some Flashy Tech Company and Get Away With It

Today at Dell World, Dell and Deloitte announced a set of solutions focused on solving two specific technology challenges: helping companies better manage, scale and secure their IT infrastructure to enable effective customer experiences, and delivering improved patient outcomes in healthcare through better use of transformational technology and automation. The two industry leaders intend to […]

Deloitte, Please Stop Trying to Be the Walmart of Professional Services

Folks, we need to talk about something important this afternoon. We would like to talk about the professional services firm Deloitte and its big, bloated, dumb, directionless business strategy. Honestly, this is a firm that has spent the last few years trying to be everything to every business that needs any imaginable service that can […]

Deloitte So Desperate to Populate Its LinkedIn Group They’ve Resorted to Bribery

I'm not sure why an accounting firm would even care how many members its LinkedIn group has, perhaps it's just another dick measuring contest among the Big 4. I would think they'd be more worried about avoiding lawsuits and staying off the PCAOB's ever-growing shit list but whatever. US National Relations has just pestered alumni […]

Deloitte’s Diversity Messaging Gets Deliciously Subliminal

Sometimes you just need a cookie break…#omnomnom pic.twitter.com/9lFX81KtO9 — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) October 8, 2014

Audit is a Cornerstone of Their Work, Says Big 4 Firm Kicking Ass in Consulting

Just saw this beauty pop up on the ole Twitter timeline:   Audit plays critical role in building trust in public + capital markets – is a cornerstone of Deloitte’s work http://t.co/ZGzzwc1BKn — Deloitte (@Deloitte) September 26, 2014 Funny you say that, guys, because when we looked at your big, pretty revenue announcement earlier this […]

This Embarrassing Deloitte Mockumentary is Surprisingly Accurate

How is it possible this video from Deloitte Belgium has been out in the wild for nearly 3 years and we are only just now seeing it? This thing has "needs to be made fun of by Going Concern" written all over it. Let's venture into the corporate jungle and meet Homo Deloittus. No really, […]

Unfounded Crackpot Theory of the Day: Did Joe Echevarria Want to Stick It To Deloitte?

We've clearly got an Above Top Secret member hanging around the tip box this afternoon: The real unanswered question regarding Echevarria at Deloitte – I can understand that he wanted to announce that he did not want to stand for re-election (possibly he heard from insiders that he wouldn't get re-elected) the real question that […]

Ambitious Intern Totally Prepared to Make the Leap to Deloitte CEO Like Tomorrow

If you recall, we wondered out loud last week who might take up the esteemed chair that will soon be missing Joe Echevarria's ass. As we know, current CFO Frank Friedman will at least keep the chair warm until the formal election process is completed. Now, we have a self-nominated contender who has thrown his […]

Who Will Be the Next CEO of Deloitte?

Last Friday we learned that Deloitte CEO Joe Echevarria had decided to call it a career after 34 years at the Green Dot. The news came as a bit of surprise, especially since Joe is only 57 and would be able to serve another four years in the big chair without reaching Deloitte's mandatory retirement […]

Sometimes Life at Deloitte Involves Not Having a Life

If this is life at Deloitte, I feel terrible for this guy.   Quick start to a busy week. Four meetings down, two to go. Not sure why I chose 4:04… pic.twitter.com/zOBGHQR6zp — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) July 21, 2014 This sounds like an absolute nightmare, are we sure the Life at Deloitte account hasn't […]

Deloitte UK Desperate For a Few Good New Recruits

Business advisory firm Deloitte is offering placement opportunities to more than 1,000 graduates as part of a drive to recruit young talent. The firm, which employs 180 people at its Newcastle office, is inviting applications for 1,750 entry level positions across the group, including more than 1,000 roles for graduates. The firm is offering a […]

Comp Watch ’14: Anticipatory Anxiety in Deloitte Advisory

Last year, it was someone in tax who wanted to get a jump on Deloitte comp talks, this year it's an eager beaver in advisory who would like the honor: Deloitte Advisory ratings will be approved.  We should be hearing of our rating (and possible promotions) any day this week).  Raise %'s wont be communicated […]

We Have No Words For “Deloitte In a Word”

You've done the impossible, Deloitte, you've rendered us speechless.  

Deloitte Seeks to Dismiss Headhunter’s Claims of Sexual Harassment and Employment Discrimination

Last month, we told you about a lawsuit filed in New York by the ex wife of Mets great Art Shamsky. Kim Valentini-Shamsky is a recruiter (headhunter in the lawsuit) who alleges a laundry list of misdeeds by Deloitte, all brought on because she wouldn't bang the Deloitte guy she was sending candidates to. Deloitte's […]

Noted Forced Ranking Enthusiast Deloitte Declares Forced Ranking Dead

The timing of this discussion is pretty good considering we have not one but two hot conversations happening in Open Items as we speak; one person was “forced to resign” from the Big 4 after just 6 months, while another person asks if anyone has been or knows anyone who has been coached out. You will see momentarily what this has to do with forced rankings but for now, let’s pull an old article out of the archive from Francine McKenna:

Deloitte Prepares for IMPACT Day by Making an Impact on Talking About IMPACT Day

Oh, IMPACT Day. A 15 year tradition that puts Green Dotters in matching t-shirts and unleashes them upon their communities to "give back." From serving meals to the hungry to providing murals to art-starved walls in need, IMPACT Day is Deloitte's way of showing the community just how much they care for one day out […]

Deloitte Kicks off PCAOB Inspection Season with a Respectable Failure Rate* (by Deloitte Standards)

Oh lookie here, PCAOB inspection reports are out today. We shall gloss over Mantyla McReynolds, LLC and CF & Co., L.L.P, going straight to what we want. Deloitte is first out of the gate for the 2013 inspection season, perhaps due to the fact that 52 audits were inspected and only a measly 15 deemed […]

Deloitte Claims to Fire Clients Who Reject Gay Consultants

Last year, we had a pretty candid conversation about gay. We talked and talked and talked until we were blue in the face (there's a joke there I'm missing, I'm sure). At the end, I don't think we got any closer toward getting a feel of how comfortable public accounting is with gay, and in […]

Deloitte CEO Prefers Traditional Photo Op Over Selfie

As we've established, Deloitte CEO Joe Echevarria was setting trends in the realm of cool long ago. It's probably not surprising then that when a photo opportunity is presented to him, he prefers someone else hold the camera:  A standing ovation! And here we are with Joe E. In our midst. #EllenGabriel Fellows pic.twitter.com/bCmCoqIQs0 — […]

Deloitte Is Having Its Own Cesar Chavez Moment In San Francisco

As shared by our friends at Sqrl: "Received this today from a friend in SF. Everybody who was asked to join the D&T class action lawsuit say heeeeey!"

Ex-Wife of Art Shamsky Back in Court to Sue Deloitte for Sexual Harassment

A lawsuit was quietly filed in New York on Tuesday, naming Deloitte and Big D Talent Director Louis Bastone as defendants. The charge? Sexual harassment. Well, sexual harassment and severe work-related cockblocking.

Deloitte Is In Your State Office, Poaching Your CIO

Colorado Chief Information Officer Kristin Russell is leaving Gov. John Hickenlooper’s administration for a leadership role in a new government cloud computing practice of Deloitte Consulting LLP. Russell will be stepping down May 9 after just over three years as CIO and secretary of technology for the state government. The state has already begun the […]

Here’s How This Deloitte Consultant Gets Away With Working 3 Days a Week

Step 1: Get job at DeloitteStep 2: Have babyStep 3: ????Step 4: PROFIT!!! Andrea Garry has been with Deloitte for six years. She has a 3 year old and currently works 30 hours a week Monday through Wednesday. How does she do it? EASY: When I first started my career at Deloitte, someone said to […]

Deloitte Declares Weekends Are Not For Working, Unless You Are Working

All bets are off if you are actually working on the weekend but if you’re sitting at home binge-watching Netflix and trying to recall the names of those tiny humans who call you Mommy or Daddy, Deloitte wants you to put down the “PDA” and focus on the “life” in your “work-life” balance.

Deloitte Exec Gets Six-Week Vacation Thanks to Wife’s Heavy Foot, Russian Frivolity

I don't know about you all, but I'm enjoying all this tension with Russia. I like my Russia loud, loaded and resentful of America. Bring on Cold War 2.0, I say!  Of course there are drawbacks to strained relations with the Russkies. Like deportations! Jason Corcoran and Henry Meyer of Bloomberg report that 1,000+ executives from […]

Tweeting a Lot About Audit Stuff Can Get You a Job at Deloitte

Ed. note: in case you are too lazy to click over and/or incapable of using professional skepticism, it's the Onion, guys. Are you desperate to land a Big 4 gig? You should probably start hashtagging your financial analysis: NEW YORK—Citing his rapidly growing social media presence and prolific, insightful takes on generally accepted accounting practices, […]

Let’s Help Life at Deloitte Answer One Very Important Question

Is it just me or is this account getting worse by the day? You'd think I'd rejoice in its sticky sweet HR-approved drivel the more drivel-y it gets but I'm actually starting to feel bad for these people. Anyway, Life at Deloitte took a risk last week and asked one hard-hitting question: Power Lunch question: […]

Going Concern Presents: The Many Faces of Barry Salzberg

When it comes to Big 4 hotshots, we try not to play favorites (although my inappropriate sexual dreams about Big 4 hotshots definitely play favorites, my favorite being BoMo because BoMo HELLO) but the other day, I was Google Image searching for a good picture of Barry Salzberg when I realized the guy makes some […]

Life at Deloitte May or May Not Involve Time Spent on Your Knees

OH DEAR. Who let this one fly? I mean really. After a great practice run. The @TepperCMU team, Dr. Mather, and their coaches. pic.twitter.com/fx3g57DWXl — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) January 16, 2014 HAHAHA!! Practice run!! BWHAHAHAHAHA I am LOLing so hard I think I just sharted.

Life at Deloitte’s Advice For Doing Other People’s Work

Life at Deloitte has some sage advice for the overachievers out there who want to do the work of their superiors without being compensated for it: Don't be confined by levels or titles – I was doing aspects of my current job for 6 months before moving into the role #careeradvice #goals — Life at […]

Don’t Worry Everyone, Deloitte Totally Has This Future of Audits Thing Down

Exhibit A: Deloitte works w/ global regulators to shape policy and standards to help develop audit of the future #GR2013 http://t.co/3oZLBxB7kc — Deloitte (@Deloitte) January 6, 2014   This is courtesy the Big 4 firm that brought you Parmalat, Bear Stearns, MG Rover, Taylor, Bean & Whitaker… you get the point. But hey, shit happens […]

There’s a Hidden Deloitte Auditor in the Airport Cell Phone Crasher Video Making the Rounds

A tipster alerted us to the fact that there is a Deloitte auditor hiding in the "Cell Phone Crashing at the Airport" video that you've probably seen shared on your Facebook newsfeed no less than, what, 50 times today? See if you can spot her. Inevitably, one of you is going to be like "OMG!!1!!! […]

Deloitte Associate Exercises Powers of Persuasion; Scores Firm-Subsidized Xbox One

Apparently, an audit assistant at Deloitte has figured out a way for the firm to reimburse at least part of the cost of a new Xbox One under the guise of using it for fitness purposes. Let's watch him work his magic, starting with the first email he sent regarding the firm's subsidy program: From: […]

“How” Does This Deloitte Consulting Graphic Make You Feel?

Don't hold back. I'm pretty sure I made better gradient circles in CorelDRAW 6 when I was working at a sign shop in high school but that's just me.

Life at Deloitte Is Pulling Out the Fancypants Words This Week…

What fuckery is this? Do you know the difference between Chronos and Kairos? — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) November 5, 2013 I don't know about you all but I had to Google it.

Let’s All Buzz About Deloitte’s Fabled Green Carpet At Once

Wait, what? Lots of buzz about the fabled green carpet at our opening plenary — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) November 4, 2013 We can assume they are rolling out the green carpet in Orlando for a new senior manager training based on earlier tweets but who the hell knows based on this cryptic nonsense. More […]

Is Deloitte Ripping Off Poor Countries in Africa With This “Tax Strategy”?

There is a single guy going off about this Observer piece on Deloitte's Facebook page, and that's between all the randos cussing the D out for unleashing janky software on certain states' unemployed. It's not a good time for Deloitte, that's for sure: A global consultancy giant has been accused of advising big business, including […]

Let’s Discuss This Sentence From the Out & Equal Summit

This is happening right now in Minneapolis and of course the best we can do is get caught up through the Life at Deloitte Twitter account: "In order to retain top talent, an organization must create an environment where everyone can be themselves" @christie_smith2 #oesummit2013 — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) October 30, 2013 The quote […]

The PCAOB’s Disciplinary Action Against Deloitte Is the Latest Embarrassment for the Auditing Profession

Late yesterday we learned about the latest wrist slap coming from the PCAOB for an audit firm. Deloitte was fined $2 million for allowing a suspended partner, Christopher Anderson, "to become an 'associated person' of Deloitte during the period of the suspension."  I could go on but it's quite simple: there's nothing to like about this […]

Deloitte Fined $2M for Allowing Suspended Audit Partner to Keep on Auditing

Accounting giant Deloitte & Touche will pay a $2 million penalty to settle civil charges that it allowed a suspended auditor to continue working in the firm's public company audit practice, the U.S. audit watchdog said Tuesday. The Public Company Accounting Oversight Board, the body that polices auditors, said the fine matches a record penalty imposed […]

Life at Deloitte Means Not Getting Salty Over Lost Opportunities

The moment you realize you're too late… #DeloitteUProblems pic.twitter.com/yrfv1t8b3M — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) October 8, 2013

Deloitte Satisfied with Size of Check It’ll Cut to Settle Taylor Bean & Whitaker Lawsuit

The Green Dot blinks: Breaking: Attorney Steven Thomas says lawsuit by Taylor Bean & Whitaker bk trustee vs Deloitte settled "mutual satisfaction of parties". — Francine McKenna (@retheauditors) October 3, 2013 I've confirmed Francine's account with Mr. Thomas. Deloitte has not responded to our email requesting for comment. I spoke to Steven Thomas a few […]

Deloitte Is the Biggest Accounting Firm in the World Again (No Thanks to Its Audit Business)

If you recall, Chez Salzberg put up a good number, $32.4 billion in global revenues to be precise. PwC, as we mentioned this morning, came in at $32.1 billion so yes, that puts Deloitte on top of the Big 4 heap again after it's one-year wonder back in FY10.  In such a tight race, every […]

Deloitte Study: Accountants Don’t Have Fire in Their Bellies

Our AWEB colleague Jason Bramwell has the earth shattering results of Deloitte's Unlocking the Passion of the Explorer: In fall 2012, the Deloitte Center for the Edge surveyed approximately 3,000 full-time US workers who work more than thirty hours per week from fifteen industries and across various job levels for its Unlocking the Passion of the Explorer […]

Life at Deloitte Can Result in the Occasional Occupational Hazard

Smoking in the stairwell, again? Yup, been out of the office too long…locked in the stairs bc I forgot my badge on my desk #helpme — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) September 18, 2013

Ex-Deloitte Partner Learns That Procrastination Has Its Consequences

All humans procrastinate from time to time. Whether it's putting off washing the car or feeding the kids, we simply can't get to everything. I mean, who can? As indentured servants to the capital markets, you are all too familiar with this dilemma. The to-do list grows long quite quickly and it's difficult to prioritize. […]

ICYMI: Deloitte’s ‘Uncovering’ Study Uncovered More Than Bros Not Being Bros

Apparently the Life at Deloitte Twitter account has been busy tweeting other people's links to the Deloitte study we wrote about earlier this week, but of course no Going Concern love. We're going to assume this is due to our unruly comment section and not at all a reflection on our journalistic integrity or total […]

Deloitte Study: Lots of Straight White Guys Trying Not To Be Such Straight White Guys at Work

Diversity, as you all know, is critical to the success of any major company's efforts to appear as though they care about something other than making money. You might hear something like, "We celebrate diversity at our firm because it's the right thing to do, yada yada yada, but it's also good for business." Okay, […]

This Intern Captured “Your Future at Deloitte” Better Than Anyone

Apparently the Deloitte Luxembourg summer interns had a "tie photo contest" (yes, as in neckties) and of all the entries, we have to say this young lady NAILED IT. Unfortunately, she did not win but please, Deloitte, give this person an offer now. Clearly she is well-prepared for a life in public accounting.

Here’s Your Open Thread for Deloitte Compensation Discussions (2013)

Back in late June, someone in Deloitte Tax was feeling optimistic enough about this compensation to share their thoughts with us. Now it's mid-August and someone's anxiety has gotten the best of them:

Life at Deloitte Can Consist of ‘Intense’ Drawing and Coloring

Your parents will be so proud they spent all that money on your accounting education to get you to this point in your illustrious career. After an intense session of drawing and coloring, off to a goodbye dinner for a couple friends. — Life at Deloitte (@lifeatdeloitte) August 13, 2013 Oh, and because your life […]

Deloitte UK Boss Not Sure What You Were Expecting From That RBS Audit

Deloitte UK CEO David Sproul has been all over the British press for his remarks that politicians are hurting the country's economy by "trying to force companies to pay their fair share of tax." While it's true that politicians have an uncanny knack for getting in the way of all kinds of things, it's also […]

Deloitte University Opens an Austin Campus (or Something)

Your new Master of Science in Business Analytics degree is proudly brought to you by Deloitte: Deloitte has been announced as a founding sponsor for the new Master of Science (MS) in Business Analytics program at the McCombs School of Business at The University of Texas (UT) at Austin. Along with other corporate sponsors, Deloitte […]

Life at Deloitte Doesn’t Always Include Proper Meals

"Forgot" to eat lunch? More like was so overwhelmed with busy work that he couldn't tear himself away for 30 minutes to eat a proper meal. But hey, I'm sure that wasn't his first Cheetos and Snickers bar lunch and it sure won't be the last. Whoa – forgot to eat lunch and its almost […]

Deloitte’s Ability to Recruit Talent Not Affected By New York Ban Because, You Know, These Things Happen

Deloitte plans to hire about a gajillion people this year. If you don't believe me, just ask them! Even if the humblebragging gets a little old, jobs = good, so we (the royal kind) should all be grateful that the likes of Deloitte, EY, et al. are trying to solve the unemployment problem all by themselves. […]

The Guy Tweeting From Life at Deloitte This Week Might Need a Cold, Post-Workout Kool Aid

As most of you already know, the Life at Deloitte Twitter account is a great source of G-rated PR fluff allegedly written by real Green Dotters. And this week's winner is Steve Nading, a tax senior in Chicago. Now, unless he's traveling in California for the week – doubtful, since he tweeted "Good morning from […]

Deloitte Interns Wasting Perfectly Good Graffiti Wall

I realize that we won't find the next Banksy in the 2013 Deloitte intern class, but come on, you guys. Maybe print out some of your Excel art and stick that up there. Something. Of course, not everyone can be at the conference, so if you have a message you'd like to post, you may […]

Promotion/Comp Watch ’13: Optimism in Deloitte Tax

I just flew in from Las Vegas and boy, are my arms tired. Thanks for your patience. Your reward is the latest chatter on the promotion/compensation watch from Deloitte Tax: Deloitte Tax in Chicago let its TCII's know who is going to be promoted to senior, so I'm assuming other individuals getting promoted to manager, […]

New York Puts Deloitte in Time-out Over Standard Chartered

Remember last summer when Deloitte got itself wrapped up in a big international money laundering scandal? It was pretty exciting international intrigue-y stuff! The New York Department of Financial Services fined Standard Chartered bank $340 million last August for helping Iran move money around and now Cuomo & Co. have gotten around to holding Deloitte responsible […]

Here’s an Unconfirmed Story of an Audit Associate Dropping Out of Deloitte University After Getting a Better Offer

We've all heard the urban legends of the guy from another market who threw his laptop at a partner and stormed out in a moment more epic than the "fuck you" scene from Half Baked but very rarely do we actually get to witness these moments personally (not counting all the times I've drunkenly cussed […]

Deloitte Is the Audit Firm That Has Had the Most Trouble in China… By Far

Cruising around el Twittero this morning, we came across something interesting shared by Francine McKenna: Which auditor has most China fraud problems? Deloitte by a landslide. RT @chinajinrong: @retheauditors tradingfloor.com/posts/china-fi… — Francine McKenna (@retheauditors) May 29, 2013 This post by Fredrik Oqvist, founder of China RAI, has a table that shows which audit firms have had […]

Deloitte’s 2012 PCAOB Inspection Report Shows That the Firm Is Less Awful at Auditing Than It Used to Be

The PCAOB news is not letting up. Today, the Board released the 2012 inspection report for Deloitte. Considering the turnaround time in years past, this is pretty fast. The 2011 report was issued last December. If you count yourself as one of those people who enjoy A) reading these reports and B) quality auditing, then you will […]

Deloitte Suggests SEC Call the PCAOB If It Wants Those Longtop Documents

Last Friday, the PCAOB announced it had reached Memorandum of Understanding on Enforcement Cooperation with Chinese Regulators. While not a great deal for the Board, most people agreed that, at the very least, it's good for formally asking the Chinese, "Pretty please with sugar on top, may we have a peek at these documents?" Which […]

Joe Echevarria Was a Hipster Before It Was Cool

Before he was CEO of Deloitte, talking about creating thousands of jobs, talking to both current and ex-Presidents, and having 1%er problems, Joe Echevarria admits that he had some "rough edges." He group grew up in the Bronx, attended the University of Miami (aka Suntan U.) and didn't have the personal hygiene and fashion sense […]

Deloitte CEO Joe Echevarria Doesn’t Want to Hear About the Troubles You’ve Had Selling *Your* House

As you may recall, after Joe Echevarria became CEO of Deloitte in 2011, we learned that his house in Westchester was up for grabs with an asking price of $2.8 million. The 6,000 square-foot spread had hit the market in March of that year listed at $3 mil, so you can safely assume that Joe and his wife Ana were anxious to move the thing.

Deloitte Employees Are Reminded to Take Annual Review Time Seriously

Since the majority of the twelveteenth thousand Deloitte employees are not on the Twitter, including Barry Salzberg, we’d like to help get the word out:

Judge: Deloitte Can Handle Two Chinese-related Court Cases Just Fine

Deloitte Touche Tohmatsu CPA Ltd. lost a bid to delay a lawsuit brought by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission seeking documents in an investigation of the auditor’s former client Longtop Financial Technologies Ltd. U.S. District Judge Gladys Kessler in Washington today rejected Shanghai-based Deloitte’s argument that the case should be put on hold while an […]

Deloitte Employees Understandably Jumpy After Receiving ‘My Compliance Violations’ Email

Something from the mailbag this morning: Wanna see 60,000+ employees freak-out for a hot second and halt productivity for a bit , send them a firm wide e-mail with the below subject… Imagine, if you dare, being a Deloitte audit professional and receiving an email with the following: From: Ethics & Compliance Monitoring Sent: Thursday, April […]

You Can Now Major in Diversity at Deloitte University

Unfortunately, there's no indication that the culinary secrets will be shared any time soon: Representatives from Fortune 500 companies, government, non-profits and academia examined the evolution of inclusive workplaces at the recent launch of the Deloitte University (DU) Leadership Center for Inclusion.  The more than 250 attendees discussed a wide range of inclusion issues including […]