September 20, 2019

BREAKING: Young Woman That Sits Next to Some Bored Person Just Found Out That She Passed REG Section of CPA Exam

Someone who's a little short on billable work felt compelled to share this with us on the tip line:

The girl who sits next to me just got her REG score and passed.

Of course there could be any number of reasons that this person would share this news with us. Among them:

1) In this euphoric state, the young woman immediately started a shameless makeout sesh with their cube neighbor.

2) In a fit of jealous rage, these are the final words of a (wo)man who has failed to pass REG on half a dozen occassions who will go on a workplace shooting spree. 

3) The passer of REG started marching around the office getting in everyone's face screaming:

4) Other theories behind the motivation of this tip? We'll hear them now.

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