August 13, 2020

This Big 4 Firm Just Ruined Selfies for Everyone

Selfies have always been pretty stupid but we've officially reached Peak Selfie when a Big 4 firm hijacks the whole selfie thing and slaps a hashtag on it.

Meet #SelfEY *cringe*

Next time your supervisor asks you for anything, make sure you respond with "Sure! But first, let me take a #SelfEY!"

"I'm going to need that spreadsheet."
"OK, but first, let me take a #SelfEY"

"We booked your trip to the client in Omaha, you have to be at the airport in an hour."
"OK, but first, let me take a #SelfEY"

"We have to explain to the client why we increased their fee this year but first, let me take a #SelfEY"

"The PCAOB inspectors are here and want to see our workpapers but first, let me take a #SelfEY"

"We have to fire the marketing people who didn't do a Google Image search for EY before the rebranding but first, let me take a #SelfEY"

"Lehman Brothers is about to go bankrupt and the financial meltdown will begin but first, let me take a #SelfEY"

I'm going to go put my head in the oven now, but first let me take a #SelfEY

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