Beware: the rise of the machines that make your jobs easier!
The financial world, that is. The regular world has non-spreadsheet problems to attend to. Like Teen Mom 2.
At this point, you should probably just blame Scott London.
This blogging gig sucks. The publisher, Gail, is up my ass about this March Madness thing. Says we have to follow through even though it was Colin's stupid idea.
You've been far too productive today.
You are slaves to both calories and machines. Which helps you get across the finish line each busy season? This year, we're going to find out. Get excited.
They make fine paperweights!
Can we get a show of hands for people who are upset by this? (Put your hand down, Greg.)
That's right, *you people*.
Lay down, SALY