Because there are way too many amateurs running around out there.
If it sounds crazy, it's because it is.
Those were the days.
This is a busy season problem newsflash!
Dude needs pinched.
Prepare to be impressed.
I haven't had to fill out an "Independence, Integrity, and Objectivity" questionnaire since 2009. Just for kicks, I had a buddy send me a copy of one and I can't even read through it--partly because it's incomprehensible, but mostly because of the rage.
There are plenty of professional mentors out there for young accountants to look up to. Men and women of intelligence, integrity, work ethic, nice shoes, all that good stuff.
It's not just Ohio CPAs, mind you.
Let this serve as inspiration for your next rejected PTO request.