Something for your holiday weekend.
Everyone could stand to freshen up.
This, kind of like my Mother's Day card, is a little late. Sorry.
The phrase, "You're meeting expectations," isn't that impressive, is it?
Grass green. Grass good.
But sometimes you have to hear it from someone else.
Don't be that person.
Underage drinking is all fun and games until someone loses an offer.
You have questions, we have questionable answers.
Gay is OK. Seriously. But how OK?