Greg Kyte

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Monday, June 23, 2014 - 10:18
Some people might say that a Florida CPA imprisoned three prostitutes and used them as sex slaves, but others could say he increased his number of dependents using an innovative strategy that...
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Friday, May 23, 2014 - 11:02
I'm not a music snob, but I have my preferences. Listening to Abba makes me want to punch a kitten. But I don't. Partly because I'm afraid of Adrienne, and partly because my subjective preferences...
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Friday, April 25, 2014 - 15:48
Face it. Fantasy football is Dungeons & Dragons for people who used to beat up people who played Dungeons & Dragons. Now I don't think there was much crossover between future accountants and...
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Tuesday, March 25, 2014 - 12:46
Have you ever dropped off a sack of crap at the Goodwill and said to yourself, “I’d like to have a defensible estimate of the value of each turd in this sack so that I can properly itemize this non-...
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Monday, February 24, 2014 - 11:44
IRS agents have guns. By that I don't mean huge biceps.1 I mean the things Ted Nugent uses to shoot elk and open beers and unclog toilets. In 2008, when I was about to graduate with my B.S. in...
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Monday, January 27, 2014 - 11:52
I didn't become a CPA to get hugs, but Tom Hood, the CEO of the Maryland Association of CPAs, won't stop talking about how we all need to spoon while listening to James Taylor. For instance, Hood...
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Monday, December 23, 2013 - 11:47
Welcome to the latest edition of Accumulated Deprecation, Greg Kyte's monthly column. Go here to read more of Greg's posts.
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Monday, November 25, 2013 - 12:23
Senator Max Baucus presented three tax reform proposals in three days aimed at fixing and simplifying the tax code which is stupid because the tax code is already super simple and works just fine.
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Monday, October 28, 2013 - 11:58
My favorite charity is the United States of America.   I love America. That sounds pretentious. It's like saying, “I love Nickelback” or “I’m a Yankees fan.” But it’s true. I’m profoundly fucking...
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Monday, September 23, 2013 - 12:54
I just finished a one-hour CPE course in 9 minutes. That included the time it took to log in, select the course, scroll through 58 slides, ace three questions, and get an 80% on the five-question...

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