When accounting goes unaccounted for
I mean, they’re cookies, how can they not be delicious? Even the most rabid tax protestor wouldn’t say no to a 1040 tax cookie. Okay, they probably would.
Cookie tray at IRS Commissioner luncheon. pic.twitter.com/zNdIyPm46y
— Joe Henchman (@jdhenchman) April 5, 2017
For the record, that’s a Schedule C with the 1040s, which is fine. If they were Form 6251, no one would touch them.
[via @jdhenhcman]
Picking nominees for Accountant of the Decade was not an easy task and we hope we’ve presented you with some appropriate nominees. If you don’t like the any of them then you should’ve been more vocal during the nomination process.
Or put another way: piss off.
Personally, we would have nominated Stella but we vowed to let the people speak on this matter and not allow our personal preferences to cloud the democratic process.
The nominees are as follows:
Peter Olinto — CPA; JD; Rival of P. Diddy; CPA Exam Maven; Lover of mnemonic devices.
Tim Flynn — Chairman of KPMG; Servant of capital markets; Part-time caddy to Phil Mickelson; Full-time sweater vest buddy to Phil Mickelson.
Tim Gearty — CPA; Infrequent Tweeter; CPA Exam Maven; Kicks it with Bob Herz on boats.
Andy Fastow — Enron CFO; Book cooker; Asshole (so we hear); Inmate #14343-179.
David Friehling — Former partner at Friehling & Horowitz; Bernie Madoff pal; Worst auditor ever; Inmate #TBD.
Now vote.
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