Your printer *is* probably out to get you, bro.
And the winner is...
We're a tiny bit skeptical about this.
Is this supposed to be ironic?
Just stop now.
Hint: it's a trick question.
I'd feel bad for you if I had any capacity for empathy toward human beings.
Well, it certainly is good "practice" isn't it?
Relax, you're only a failure if you give up.
So this explains why I already had Colin's job figured out when I took over...