This should keep you from asking us to make an app for awhile
The less time you dedicate to this, the better.
Can't they just, like, work out a tax break to Microsoft or something?
Because ain't nobody got time for that.
This wasn't typed from my iPhone
It is highly unlikely anyone in your office wants you.
A computer on your face doesn't look ridiculous at all, bro.
Pay attention, you tablet-loving spreadsheet jockeys.
Because big data
The future is here!