Some of their technology is older than we are.
This should keep you from asking us to make an app for awhile
The less time you dedicate to this, the better.
Can't they just, like, work out a tax break to Microsoft or something?
Because ain't nobody got time for that.
This wasn't typed from my iPhone
It is highly unlikely anyone in your office wants you.
A computer on your face doesn't look ridiculous at all, bro.
Pay attention, you tablet-loving spreadsheet jockeys.
Because big data