Well that was unexpected...
Everybody, this Feargal. Feargal, this is everybody.
My favorite charity is the United States of America. I love America. That sounds pretentious. It's like saying, “I love Nickelback” or “I’m a Yankees fan.” But it’s true. I’m profoundly fucking grateful that I was born in America.
Here's one for your tax reform scrapbook.
Now that our elected officials have finished not doing anything about the budget and debt ceiling, they have ample time to get back to not doing anything about other things. Like tax reform!
"...and then Steve said, 'that smells like teen spirit!' "
<== This was the picture you were expecting, wasn't it?
What?! You never heard of the hot dog tax? You need to ketchup!
Celebs, and the people that dress them, do NOT go to jail.