Kept it under 1,000 pages though!
You may commence bitching.
This is Dave Camp. You don't want his job.
Here's one for your tax reform scrapbook.
Now that our elected officials have finished not doing anything about the budget and debt ceiling, they have ample time to get back to not doing anything about other things. Like tax reform!
Don't forget, a "murder" is taken.
He'll be honest with you.
No worries, it'll be a long time before anyone knows how ridiculous your proposals are.
It'll make for a better payout, I suppose.
Congressional Mission Impossible has been accepted.