You spent five (or more) years studying to be an accountant, passed the hardest professional licensure exam that exists, and people expect you to know some shit about taxes. They don't care that you're "an auditor" because they don't know what that means.
Dude cries, but he's no door mat.
If I've learned anything from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, it's that dead men tell no tales; however, the rich ones still pay taxes which is good news, especially for those who can't afford Disneyland.
Just another day of trolling GOP legislators for ol' Chuckles.
Buckle up for safety, mofos.
Everyone needs to adjust their expectations:
And by extension, would gladly sign the Taxpayer Protection Pledge should she ever run for office:
A real stretch, I know.
The Hill reports that jolly orange giant John Boehner is speaking at the Peter G. Peterson Foundation today and he's telling the crowd that when Congress finally gets around to tax reform, they'll be coupled with an extension of the Bush tax cuts.
Stop me if you've heard this before.