This is just the worst.
It's the 3% that don't care about work/life balance I'm worried about...
Guess where he works. Just guess.
If you guessed, "A kid doctor needed help with his taxes," you would be wrong.
IT IS SO ORDERED.
Caterpillar, maker of enormous sandbox toys, received some unfun news today.
ZERO! ZERO BALLOTS FOR AMERICAN SNIPER! AH! AH! AH!
Correction, *near* heat stroke.
Alternatively, "advice to a young public accountant on enjoying life."