Alternatively, "advice to a young public accountant on enjoying life."
You won't believe what happens next!
The work's not so bad if you can get it.
It's good they studied this or we may have never known that.
You know what this firm needs? MOAR PARTNERS.
Drinks are on BoMo!
People who know, know BDO
Partners, they are just like you.
I have a "Reagan for President" bumper sticker on my car, that doesn't make me a Republican.