This is just the worst.
That's one in ten of the ladies invited, if you're playing along at home
Attempt to protect the profession denied!
Good luck with that, bro.
It's *sorta* like Publishers Clearing House (actually, not at all).
TIL: high blood pressure is a disability
Something tells us PwC couldn't care less.
We vigorously object to your vigorous defenses
Don't say the AICPA didn't try to warn you, Koskinen.
PwC is sure their good name will upheld in court.