A real fan is just happy his team won.
SOX is for suckers, man.
Now even your brother hates you for working at KPMG
Chances are this guy won't be allowed to talk to the media again.
Honesty is generally the best policy, except when you should lie.
The plot thickens!
Your printer *is* probably out to get you, bro.
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What am I going to do with this case of popcorn I bought?!