Honesty is generally the best policy, except when you should lie.
The plot thickens!
Your printer *is* probably out to get you, bro.
Powered by Trust, you say?
What am I going to do with this case of popcorn I bought?!
Oh the possibilities!
Place your bets, children.
It's a wonder this person didn't walk out on the spot.
When there's nowhere left to go but down...