We know you eager beavers have been waiting for this.
For those not already clear on it.
Today, there are a lot of dazed tax interns walking around, wondering what happened to the last three months of their lives.
Sorry, winter interns -- it's just that we've been, ya know, busy.
Underage drinking is all fun and games until someone loses an offer.
Better pick up an application from Jiffy Lube while you're there.
Learn it. Love it. Shoot a video of your office singing it.
Kiss that Green Dot Internship good-bye, you inconsiderate beasts.
Anyone facing a similar choice should consider getting a second opinion.
Some of you need to lay off the caffeine.