WHO TOLD THE INTERNS THEY COULD HAVE ICE CREAM?!
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.
FINE, we get it, you want this thread to happen. Your wish is granted.
Oh, were you waiting for this? Sorry if it seemed like we were ignoring you.
I realize that we won't find the next Banksy in the 2013 Deloitte intern class, but come on, you guys. Maybe print out some of your Excel art and stick that up there. Something.
For those not already clear on it.
Today, there are a lot of dazed tax interns walking around, wondering what happened to the last three months of their lives.
Sorry, winter interns -- it's just that we've been, ya know, busy.
Underage drinking is all fun and games until someone loses an offer.
Better pick up an application from Jiffy Lube while you're there.