It's complicated, people.
The first rule of non-GAAP accounting is don't talk about about non-GAAP accounting
How's that working out for you?
CONVERGADOPT OR ELSE!
This is happening, people.
This is becoming more dramatic than my last unhealthy relationship.
SLOW IT DOWN, OMG!!
Tell us how you really feel.
Yeah, not gonna happen. Says the guy who wanted it to happen.
Sleep with one eye open!