If you and some cohorts are fed up with walking the straight and narrow, be advised that a recent study by Ernst & Young discovered something that may help assist you in making your fraud a wild success:
They might consider changing it from the Palmetto State to the Facepalmetto State
In Canada this time!
Don't you just want to do the right thing, regardless of monetary reward?
They should really add this excuse to fraud textbooks.
Consider yourself a person of interest.
The bright side in all this is...oh, let's face it: when your broker's auditor is in jorts, the situation is hopeless:
Gary Gensler, who may or may not be aware that PFGBest's auditor preferred to don jorts at the (home) office, is familiar enough with auditing standards to know there are certain ones that always need to happen:
Do you mean to tell me the IRS could possibly be screwed up?! GASP!
I believe we have discovered some material internal control weaknesses up in here!