I just finished a one-hour CPE course in 9 minutes. That included the time it took to log in, select the course, scroll through 58 slides, ace three questions, and get an 80% on the five-question quiz at the end. Oh, right. It was an ethics course.
Plus, Siegfried jobs, another hot IPO, a great WaPo report, and Best. Dad. Ever.
I mean, why not?
You're a CPA which basically makes you a sex god; a wrathful sex god, because when people think about having sex with you, they tend to say things like, "god damn it."
Enron? Child's play.
Lap it up!
You thought it was Adrienne, didn't you?
The other day I asked my wife if she'd be mad if I started a new religion. I clarified that she would not be required to join my new religion; I just wanted to know if I'd have her support. She didn't really answer. Not out loud.
Not that we would ever encourage you to take the career path of a young Sam Antar. Because we wouldn't!
Talk about being kicked while you're down.