It's entirely possible he had a previous engagement to attend to...
Justice is not only blind, she's kind of a wuss
Don't call it a wrist slap.
You're clearly in the wrong line of work.
It's like the Windows XP of fraud.
Like how do you just NOT know, bro?
He's ashamed of what he's done, guys.
Maybe the fourth time will be a charm...
When just one fraud won't do...
Reason #4627 to stop sending randos pictures of your junk.