When just one fraud won't do...
Reason #4627 to stop sending randos pictures of your junk.
It *is* innnnnsaaaaaane outside.
So basically, shady CEOs have about as much self-control as my cat.
In addition to CLA coughing up their share, Fifth Third Bank will pay $3 million, and the city's auditor Sam Card will pay $1 million for a nice round sum of $40 million total, according to Saukvalley.com.
I just finished a one-hour CPE course in 9 minutes. That included the time it took to log in, select the course, scroll through 58 slides, ace three questions, and get an 80% on the five-question quiz at the end. Oh, right. It was an ethics course.
Plus, Siegfried jobs, another hot IPO, a great WaPo report, and Best. Dad. Ever.
I mean, why not?
You're a CPA which basically makes you a sex god; a wrathful sex god, because when people think about having sex with you, they tend to say things like, "god damn it."
Enron? Child's play.