The other day I asked my wife if she'd be mad if I started a new religion. I clarified that she would not be required to join my new religion; I just wanted to know if I'd have her support. She didn't really answer. Not out loud.
Not that we would ever encourage you to take the career path of a young Sam Antar. Because we wouldn't!
Talk about being kicked while you're down.
If you and some cohorts are fed up with walking the straight and narrow, be advised that a recent study by Ernst & Young discovered something that may help assist you in making your fraud a wild success:
They might consider changing it from the Palmetto State to the Facepalmetto State
In Canada this time!
Don't you just want to do the right thing, regardless of monetary reward?
They should really add this excuse to fraud textbooks.
Consider yourself a person of interest.
The bright side in all this is...oh, let's face it: when your broker's auditor is in jorts, the situation is hopeless: