Smithers, fetch me my quill pen!
How about some accounting technical mumbo jumbo for a late Monday afternoon?
Ain't nobody got time for convergadoption.
It's complicated, people.
Accounting rules are complex. It is known.
This is becoming more dramatic than my last unhealthy relationship.
FINE! We didn't want to converge with you anyway.
Tell us how you really feel.
We're sure EY is relieved.
At this rate, GAAP will be simplified by the year 3047.