Only a bloody Dutchman.
Water into wine? Meh.
Now that I've said that, someone will inform me that Russell Golden is a lifelong bachelor who hates kids.
You have to love a sure thing.
Everybody's sick of banks being too big to fail. The only thing Americans ever liked that was too big to fail was Oprah Winfrey. Then she lost some weight, and then she started OWN. So for a while she wasn't too big, and now she clearly failed.
To an even more literal extent, that is.
If there was ever a time to get Hans Hoogervorst to run around IASB HQ naked, this would be it.
And you don't even have to be a funny guy.