Is this supposed to be ironic?
What happened to trust?
This guy really isn't half bad, ya know.
If your wife doesn't like you and has a lot of cousins in waste management, you might not want to mention this.
Obvious fraud is obvious.
Spoiler alert: cheese.
As Abraham Lincoln once said: "Get an intern to fact check your tweets."
Bro has skills.
"Distinguished" clowns at that.
It's not even our fantasy.