Contact your nearest Ethics Hotline if your independence is impaired for more than 4 hours
We're going to Disney World! But first, let me take a #SelfEY
Did she make you sign a NDA or what?
You will never be this work-life balanced.
Oh, you mean that's not legal? Oops.
And by "independence violation" we mean "they were probably banging"
The jokes write themselves.
First, let me take a #selfEY
"Hey guys, I have an idea. Let's ask dudes what they think about women in the workplace."