What did ex-Ernst & Young, ex-Pannell Kerr Forster, and ex-Deloitte employee Farhad Morishi have that you don't have? The dumb luck to meet and instantly befriend a wealthy Russian.
Okay, maybe I'm getting ahead of myself. Vivian Wei is currently vying for the Miss California crown, so let's not get too excited just yet, but sure, it's a possibility!
Ahhhh, the Olympics. Competition, national pride, inspiring life stories, a bunch of young athletes swapping bodily fluids for two weeks. It's really a time-honored tradition.
Not exactly the best way to start a new job:
Courtesy of lawyers representing The Iowa Public Employees’ Retirement System:
Is this about to get ridicurous?
Barry Salzberg demonstrates the art of the dodge:
Weren't we just talking about child pervs the other day?! We were!