Someone's happy about this and it probably isn't Deloitte.
You've got the 2,300-ish page law all wrong. It is not 2,300-ish pages of annoying encumbrances; it is 2,300-ish pages of OPPORTUNITY:
Money, money, money, money, gift cards, money... What else matters?
New blood not needed.
Joe engages in a little bit of wishful thinking.
There's nothing quite like an enthusiastic intern who wants to be prepared for their first day on the job. And when I say, "nothing quite like," I mean, "Nothing quite as barf-worthy."
Probably just a slight adjustment on your part.
Kevin Hudson is not quite the bounder that Reznick Group's Joe Mudd is, but he has seen a few firms in his day:
It's that time of year where Green Dot employees put on blue t-shirts and run around the urban wasteland picking up trash along freeways, handing out muffin stumps to the homeless, and using gas cans to build homes for those less fortunate.
Eventually, you will learn...or not.