After sending out a few fluffer posts in July to get everyone worked up, we've heard from a couple of people who had their compensation discussions today.
Ugh. Suicide sucks.
Join us, maybe?
Better get used to these walls.
Guess a lot of these used the ad agency Facepalm and Associates.
How about showing a little hustle, Green Dot?
You know, if ol' Tom ends up doing some hard time, I know of someone who might be able to recommend a rigorous exercise regimen that will keep him busy while he's inside:
Isn't that fancy?
Or maybe it's eight meals.
Banks! Rogue states! Money laundering! This one could actually be interesting.