Well, the honesty is refreshing.
Who wants to bet he was traveling for work when he came home to this?
This is WAY better than our other idea, "the many cats of Adrienne's house"
Eyes on your own paper!
Hide yo dividends, hide yo wife.
Back in my day we had this, it was called a diary.
Cool story, bro.
Better try to squeeze in a nap before that year end inventory count, serf!
Take that, n00b!
HOW did this sneak by the approval process?