Mainly because they can't, legally.
Farewell, Barry Salzberg's mustache, we hardly knew ye...
Girls rule, Joe Echevarria drools
For the sake of innovation, no less.
They'll see your Google, PwC, and raise you a Dell.
Can I get free shipping on my audit opinions?
Hey, nice to check up on Deloitte alumni!
Non-alum friends of the firm are not invited
"If people would only look to the cookie. All our problems would be solved."
Audits? Yeah, sure, we do those.